You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely

Age is a number and mine is unlisted

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

It's not how old you are, it's how hard you work at it

There is still no cure for the common birthday

The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly                                                                                                                   and lie about your age.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you                                                                                      meet reminds you of someone else.

Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.